Some Assembly Required

"Meanness doesn’t inflame people as much as hypocrisy does."
—Molly Young in New York magazine

29 November 2017

Overheard: There's Always Been a Radio in My Head Edition

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Yesterday I was at the salad bar in the cafeteria, crafting my lunch. A woman next to me said, "I never met anyone else who hums to the...
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29 September 2017

Eleven

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 Well, how about that? It's my 11th blogaversary. According to Blogger, my first post was 11 years ago today, and in that interval I...
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25 September 2017

Festival of Disappointment

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When George Clinton and Parliament-Funkadelic are playing at a festival a couple of miles from your house--with food trucks and local craft ...
09 September 2017

Cube Logic

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I've found myself frequently thinking about posting, but obviously I don't do much here these days. My workload is lighter than it w...
19 August 2017

Mute Button

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It's been a challenging week month year for right-thinking Americans, and by "right-thinking" I mean the vast majority of us...
10 August 2017

Home Work: Mugs and Colors

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We've been spending some time over the past few months doing some sprucing up around the SAR homestead. This has been a multifaceted end...
01 August 2017

"Overheard": Points for Effort But Game Needs Work Edition

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This one comes to me secondhand from one of my coworkers, so it's not "overheard" in the strict sense, but why mess with the f...
20 June 2017

A Rush Hour Vignette

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Normally I read the paper during my commute. I somewhat stubbornly cling to my old-media habit for several reasons: more than ever, it's...
31 May 2017

Overheard: Regional Disconnect Edition

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There's something fascinating about hearing someone say, in the most New York accent imaginable, "I'm not familiar with the sub...
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05 May 2017

Every Day Is Leg Day

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As I deal with the realities of being middle-aged, I've had to confront the fact that I don't eat as well as I should, and I am not ...
29 April 2017

Degrees of Separation

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It's a little creepy that LinkedIn suggested one of the guys who lives upstairs in the "people you may know" section. Usually ...
19 April 2017

Overheard: And You May Ask Yourself... Edition

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(This isn't exactly "overheard," since the speaker was directly addressing a bus full of commuters, but it's close enough....
15 April 2017

Moved In

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The office move went smoothly, and when we arrived at the new office a week ago Monday, everything was waiting for us in our cubicles. I had...
11 April 2017

Quick Switch

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It's strange to have to break out my summer sun-protection headgear in mid-April, but when it's almost 90 it doesn't make sense ...
31 March 2017

Movin' Out

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My department at work is moving to new office space in a different building. We've been preparing for the move for the past couple of we...
27 March 2017

Groovin' on the Bus

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The things you miss when you are not commuting via public transit: this morning I got to hear someone else's music being played out of e...
19 March 2017

Green Light

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As a guy in my fifties, I don't pay a lot of attention to what's going on in pop music. I almost never listen to radio anymore, and ...
10 March 2017

Overheard: Unreliable Brain Edition

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On the platform at the Mass. Ave. T station, I unavoidably overheard one side of a phone conversation. The caller asked the other person, ...
09 March 2017

Winterized

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When you have a dog, but you don't have a fully enclosed yard, you have to walk the dog, regardless of the weather, so you have to have ...
07 March 2017

Back to the Office

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I've been in my new/old job for a couple of weeks now, and getting used to again having a morning routine that includes getting out of t...
22 February 2017

Changes

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Life is funny. Things happen when you are not expecting them. Generally, the older you get, the less surprised you are when something unexpe...
23 January 2017

Please Watch This

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Aziz Ansari is a very talented actor ( Parks and Recreation ) and stand-up comedian, who created and stars in the excellent Netflix series M...
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31 December 2016

End of Year Reflections 2016

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When I wrote a similar post last year, I said I'd check back in to see where things were; here we are on December 31st, and I don't ...
30 December 2016

Overheard: Global Perspective Edition

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Friday afternoon, December 30th, Newbury Street: "You don't have to be European to be boring."
18 December 2016

Dark Days

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Hello out there. I know it's been a while since I've surfaced. Things have been pretty busy around here, leaving me almost no time f...
03 October 2016

Overheard: Open Window Edition

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I was in the kitchen last Saturday morning, making coffee and cleaning up things. The window was open, and from the upstairs neighbors' ...
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01 October 2016

Greyhound Love, the Sequel

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The departure of our dog left a void in our lives, but at the same time I appreciated having a break from the daily responsibilities of feed...
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04 September 2016

Random Searches, Random Results

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When you search in Google (or whichever search engine you prefer), do you ever look at what results come up when you start typing? It can be...
27 August 2016

A Thoughtful Response

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Ooh boy, it's been a while. I'm working a lot, you see, sometimes 50 hours a week. It's challenging and draining, and at the end...
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17 July 2016

Geography and Convenience

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We've been going to Trader Joe's since the store on Memorial Drive opened in... 1999? I'm not exactly sure when it opened, but i...
02 July 2016

Milestones

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Some events have occurred in our lives in recent months that I did not specifically discuss here, mainly because I find it difficult to devo...
20 June 2016

The Pop Paradox

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Last weekend we attended a bar mitzvah; the young man is the son of a colleague and friend of the Mrs. The event was really nice, with teena...
05 June 2016

Hey, There

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A few times over the past couple of weeks, I've wanted to post but felt like I didn't have enough to say to justify it. At the momen...
27 May 2016

Word Salad: What Do You Call It?

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Okay, two weeks is a long time to be absent from here, and I apologize. I admit that I've been devoting most of my free time (what there...
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15 May 2016

Back to New York, Part 3

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(I'd planned on making this only two parts, but part 2 ran a little longer than I'd expected and I wanted to give this enough space....
11 May 2016

Back to New York, Part 2

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Right, where were we? On Sunday morning of our weekend trip to New York, the Mrs. was tired from all the walking we'd been doing and wan...
05 May 2016

Forms of Communication

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As I have mentioned previously, my longtime friend Just Bud Fox is on tumblr, but I'm not. I don't fully understand how tumblr user...
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04 May 2016

Car Stuff: Basic Black

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I saw the '72 Grand Prix again yesterday, parked in the same spot where I found it in January (which is making me wonder if its owner h...
02 May 2016

Back to New York, Part 1

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When I mentioned going to New York a couple of weekends ago, I may have indicated that I would be writing something about it. So let's n...
21 April 2016

The Gift

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Here I am, doing this again... it's been a rough year for musical greatness. By now I'm sure all of you have heard that Prince die...
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19 April 2016

Unexcused Absence

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Hello there. I know it's been awfully quiet around here lately. Life has just been hectic, as it is for many people. For a long time I...
10 April 2016

Word Salad: That's Not What You Meant

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A listing for cell phones contained this nugget: "Photos shows condition of the photos." We assumed they meant to say "phones...
02 April 2016

Word Salad: Not to Scale

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My job continues to provide moments of amusement from the material that I'm checking. We had a listing with the title Assorted Rugs, 7...
18 March 2016

Retro Video Unit (3/18/16)

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You've probably figured out by now that when it comes to music and the artists I choose to feature here, I have a fondness for the obscu...
15 March 2016

A New Late-Night Voice

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I try to avoid getting into any political stuff in this space, mainly because there are many, many other people who understand politics bett...
11 March 2016

Overheard: One Thing Not Necessarily Related to the Other Edition

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I stepped outside a few minutes ago to put out some trash and recycling. While I was in the driveway near the back of the house, I heard a v...
08 March 2016

Car Stuff: Off Limits

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I still have a few car photos on my phone that I haven't gotten around to posting. This one is from last summer, which is kind of discer...
02 March 2016

Word Salad: Rough Guess

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From the description of a bra assortment: "Note: The size tag on the bra may be wrong. You might have to figure it for yourself." ...
29 February 2016

Laundry Solutions Unit: Smoke Gets in Your Clothes

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Having purchased plenty of used clothing items over the years, from both thrift shops and eBay, I have occasionally had to deal with the pro...
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23 February 2016

Car Stuff: Random Sighting #42

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Since I am working at home I don't have to deal with a commute, which means I can get up a bit later. But I don't sleep in too long;...
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Some Assembly Required is based just north of Boston, on the first floor of a nice two-family a mere minute's walk from the bus stop. He has one spouse, zero kids (and holding), and one dog, a retired racing greyhound who lives a ridiculously pampered existence.

He's a lifelong New Englander (though all four grandparents were originally New Yorkers), having come of age in the leafy, idyllic suburb of Warwick, RI. He's old enough to have watched The Brady Bunch when it was first on the air, but young enough that he didn't have lustful feelings for Marcia until it went into reruns.

He spends far too much time and energy thinking about clothes, shopping, wristwatches, TV shows, old cars, Christina Hendricks, and the area's bakeries and doughnut shops. He swears he's going to get around to watching the last season and a half of Battlestar Galactica one of these days.

He sells stuff on eBay; have a look, you know, if you feel like it.
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