Clearly Bonkers

I have a propensity to make fun of ugly clothing and shoes, but I've just seen something so bizarre I don't know what to say:

These are in fact shoes with clear (smoke gray) plastic uppers. I guess you might want to wear these if you have really attractive feet, or an amazing sock collection you want to show off? Regardless, plastic shoes are a bad idea—they don't allow for any air circulation and feet will end up getting clammy. (Why do you think Crocs have holes? It's not for appearance.)

In case you're wondering, these are available at Urban Outfitters. They retail for $80 but are currently 25% off.