Ah well, good intentions and all that. This week's TWiA is extremely abbreviated due to, um, a dearth of awesome out there in internet land. Let's blame it on the midweek holiday...
Fathers of Katy Perry fans: there's a special version of her new movie just for you. (Jesse Thorn)
Remember those courses and programs that purported to teach you speed reading? (Everything Is Terrible)
And finally this week, This is pretty much how I've always felt about this. (BuzzFeed)