07 April 2009

Overheard: Offspring Edition

A couple of bits from my weekend visit to the Bass Pro Shop...

1. Father to daughter, perhaps six or seven: "Where's your sister?" Daughter: "She's in the tree." (There are trees inside the store.)

2. In the restroom there were large, deep metal sinks nearly two feet square. Teenager, enthusiastically: "Dad, these sinks would be great for gutting fish!"

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