Thwarted

—A raspberry turnover for breakfast is almost like having pie for breakfast... maybe better?

—Those sneakers from J. Crew? Not comin'. I had a feeling something was up when almost a week had passed since my call to customer service and I still had not received a shipping confirmation. Yesterday morning I got an email with the bad news.

I know that inventory fluctuates with the sale and clearance stuff, but when I called I was told they were definitely available. I'd rather not be lied to; just tell me there's a chance I might not get them. I wouldn't even care so much if they weren't to replace the initial two-right-shoes pair.

Anyway, I know a guy, maybe he can help...